Courtesy: Filibustercartoons
Tuesday, February 7, 2006
The Joys of Being Male
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. Chocolate is just another snack.
7. You can be president.
8. You can wear a white shirt to a water theme park.
9. Foreplay is optional.
10. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
11. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
12. You don't give a rat's ass if someone doesn't notice your new haircut.
13. The world is your urinal.
14. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
15. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
16. Same work ... more pay.
17. Wrinkles add character.
18. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
19. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
20. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
21. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
22. Princess Di's death was just another obituary.
23. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
24. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
25. Porn movies are designed with you in mind.
26. Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.
27. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
And, Last But Not Least. . . . . .
28. One mood, all the time.
Friday, February 3, 2006
Meanwhile.......Pretzedent Bush
Courtesy: here.
Do the muslims remember this?
Muslim / mussalman's are in a rage over the Mohammed cartoons. These were the same people who were silent when Bamiyan Buddha was destroyed in Afghanistan.
Buddhist Scenario after the Bamiyan Buddha destruction.
- Protests by Buddhists and international community - Yes
- Killings, beheadings, arson, burning flags, bomb threats, rioting, murder threats by Buddhists - No
Musharraf - resident of Heera Mandi ! says WaPo
Word: mer·e·tri·cious
Pronunciation: "mer-&-'tri-sh&s
1 : of or relating to a prostitute : having the nature of prostitution
The War in Pakistan: Shortly after Sept. 11, 2001, President Bush famously declared that other countries must choose between supporting the United States and supporting terrorism, and that those that harbored al Qaeda would be treated as the enemy. In the years since, he has refrained from applying that tough principle in practice — which is lucky for Pakistan’s president, Gen. Pervez Musharraf. Ever since the war on terrorism began, this meretricious military ruler has tried to be counted as a U.S. ally while avoiding an all-out campaign against the Islamic extremists in his country, who almost surely include Osama bin Laden and his top deputies. Despite mounting costs in American lives and resources, he has gotten away with it.Gen. Musharraf and his aides, such as Prime Minister Shaukat Aziz, boast that Pakistan has arrested hundreds of al Qaeda militants and deployed tens of thousands of troops in the border region near Afghanistan. Yet Gen. Musharraf has never directed his forces against the Pashtun Taliban militants who use Pakistan as a base to wage war against American and Afghan forces across the border. He has never dismantled the Islamic extremist groups that carry out terrorist attacks against India. He has never cleaned up the Islamic madrassas that serve as a breeding ground for suicide bombers. He has pardoned and protected the greatest criminal proliferator of nuclear weapons technology in history, A.Q. Khan, who aided Libya, North Korea and Iran. And he has broken promises to give up his military office or return Pakistan to democracy…
In keeping with his double game, Gen. Musharraf’s government publicly criticized the latest attack even though his intelligence service reportedly cooperated with it. Now he and Mr. Aziz, who met with Mr. Bush yesterday, are saying U.S. forces should carry out no more such attacks without Pakistani agreement. We’ll assume that’s more of their bluster. Even if it is not, Mr. Bush should ignore it. Gen. Musharraf perhaps cannot be forced to side decisively with the United States against the terrorists, as the administration once hoped — though much more could be done to raise the price of his feckless cooperation. But Mr. Bush must take every available measure to eliminate the al Qaeda and Taliban operations in Pakistan. If targets can be located, they should be attacked — with or without Gen. Musharraf’s cooperation.
Full Article
Oh boy! WaPo will be banned in Pukistan. People of Pukistan should be asking -
No Mo !
"I think we've got to move away from this hysterical and rather patronising idea that we have got to treat the Muslim religion with kid gloves and not subject it to all the same rough and tumble that we subject other faiths to." -- UK Member of Parliament
Well said !
Friday, November 4, 2005
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Sunday, October 2, 2005
HAL.DLL IS MISSING IN WINXP
When you boot to the recovery console the default prompt wud be C:\Windows
Type cd.. (including the 2 dots) & it will take u to the C:/ prompt & then type in the following commands
1. Attrib –H –R –S Boot.ini
2. Del Boot.ini
3. Bootcfg /Rebuild
4. Fixboot
After each & every command u have to press enter. After doing Fixboot take winxp cd & restart the system.
