Saturday, February 26, 2005

The Stupid Test!

OK. Pay close attention.
Here is a very simple little test
comprised of four easy questions
to determine the level of your intellect.

Your replies must be spontaneous and immediate,
with no deliberating or wasting of time.
And no cheating!

On your mark, get set, go...

1: You are competing in a race

and overtake the runner in second place.

In which position are you now?

Answer: If you answered that you're now in first,

you're wrong!

You overtook the second runner and took his place,

therefore you are now in second place.

For the next question try not to be so dim.

2: If you overtake the last runner,

what position are you now in?

Answer: If you answered second to last,

you are wrong once again.

Think about it...

How can you overtake the person who is last?

If you're behind them, they can't be last.

You would have been last.

It would appear that thinking

is not one of your strong points.

Anyway, here's another question to try.

Don't take any notes or use a

calculator, and remember,

your replies must be instantaneous.

3: Take 1000. Add 40. Add another 1000.

Add 30. 1000 again. Plus 20.

Plus 1000. And plus 10.

What is the total?

Answer: 5000?

Wrong again!

The correct answer is 4100.

Try again with a good calculator.

Today is clearly not your day,

although you should manage

to get the last question right...

4: Marie's father has five daughters:

1. Chacha

2. Cheche

3. Chichi

4. Chocho

5. ????

Question: What is the fifth daughter's name?

Think'll find the answer below..

Answer: Chuchu?


It's obviously Marie!

Read the question properly.

You are clearly the weakest link.

Thursday, February 24, 2005

Those were the days, sigh!!!

A computer was something on TV
From a science-fiction show of note
A window was something you hated to clean
And RAM was the cousin of a goat

Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And gig was a job for the nights
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega bytes.

An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano.

Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3-in. floppy
You hoped nobody found out.

Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while.

Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode.

Cut you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu.

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper And the memory in my head

I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead.


I dont know much 'bout El Nino but hell yeah I can definitely sense that weather system in Delhi has gone for a toss. When it was supposed to be frrreeeezzing winters, daily temperature was quite nice and I thoroughly enjoyed the time.

But then came the dark period, achoo, sorry which hasn't gone yet. It's supposed to be spring and winters are still here.

Checked BBC News and its the same the world over. Somebody puhleeze give me the username and password of God's website.

Fugged me these winters.

What does this pic say to you?

Answer for this tommorow

Well fug me I have been upstaged by Quinto

Linkin Park sucks bigtime now

Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Paris Hilton Own3d!

Paris Hilton Own3d! (I like her hairstyle so much better than Prez APJ)

Sun Feb 20 2005 09:39:20 ET

Private telephone numbers of celebrities have been unleashed on the Internet after an apparent hacking into Paris Hilton's T-MOBILE SIDEKICK Address Book, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned.

The FBI has opened an investigation into the hack, a government source said.

The DRUDGE REPORT has confirmed the authenticity of many of the unlisted and super-secret numbers: Private phone numbers and email addresses of Eminem, Lindsay Lohan, Christina Aguilera, Andy Roddick, Ashlee Simpson, Victoria Gotti, Vin Diesel, Anna Kournikova and many others!

One top star reached Sunday morning expressed total outrage at Paris.

"I gave her my number after we met in Miami, I did not know she f**king kept it on her cellphone!" the star explained.

A website posted the digits over the weekend, with the message: "I'm Sorry Bitch :) GG FGT SLT BTCH! HACKED BY THE NIGGAS AT DFNCTSC"

Also splashed in the hack, Paris Hilton's private notes, listed by date.

From Hollywood to Vegas to New York -- and back, Paris Hilton's notes, road directions, hotel and airline preferences are exposed.


A man entered his favorite restaurant and sat at his regular table. After looking around, he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby all alone. He motioned the waiter over and asked him to send their most expensive bottle of Merlot over to the woman, knowing that if she accepted the bottle, she would be his.

The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender. She regarded the wine, not looking at the man, and decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering for a response took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants". After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the woman. It read:

"For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut three inches off.

Just send the bottle back bitch."