Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Cricket: Secret of Pakistani Pace

Nahari and Naandrolone.

I thought drugs and steroids (heroin is no drug, it's bizzness) were banned in the Islamic Republic of Pakistan. Pakistani 's are uber-muslims and the leading light of muslim Ummah. How dare they, islamic nookular bum and Generally uptight Musharraf notwithstanding!

But this was not the first time and this will, I am sure, not be the last. There was another 'drug-induced own3d' moment when during the 1992-93 tour of West Indies, Pakistani players Wasim Akram, Waqar Younis, Mushtaq Ahmed and Aqib Javed were frogmarched by the cops from the beach to the Police Station. They were detained and then released on bail for marijuana possession.