Q: My wife asked me "What's on the TV?"
A: I said, "Dust!"
Q: Why aren't there Mexicans in Star Trek?
A: Because they have no FUTURE.
Q: What's worse than spiders on your piano?
A: Crabs on your organ.
Q: How do police know that princess Diana had dandruff?
A:They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.
Q: Have you seen Stevie Wonder's latest CD?
A: No? Well, neither has he.