Saturday, May 21, 2005

Q and A

Q: My wife asked me "What's on the TV?"
A: I said, "Dust!"

Q: Why aren't there Mexicans in Star Trek?
A: Because they have no FUTURE.

Q: What's worse than spiders on your piano?
A: Crabs on your organ.

Q: How do police know that princess Diana had dandruff?
A:They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.

Q: Have you seen Stevie Wonder's latest CD?
A: No? Well, neither has he.

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