Mahesh Bhatt - Tau, Ab aaya oont pahaad ke niche

Before I start taking the wind out of the holier than thou sails of Bhatt family, kuch baatein bolna chahunga - Unkal ji koi kasar nahin chorhungha aapki poonch khichne mein. This whole thing actually reinforces my belief - Bhagwan ke ghar der hai, andher nahin. Rahul may or may not be innocent (chances are he'll go scot free since rarely does rich peoples relatives get convicted for severe crimes) but baap ke paapon ka ghada bhar chuka tha, sadly beta has to pay for it. Instead of Rahul, had it been a common man, he would first be arrested and questioned but not Mahesh Bhatt's son?

Kaun si fillum bana raha tha- Suicide Bomber - ab unkal mauka mil gaya pehnao C4 aur semtex wali LUX (LeT Ultra Xplosive) kachha baniyan Rahul ko, cheekho alla akhbaar, dabao button aur dhishkyun.......Hahahaha, serves you idiots right.

Now that the tables have turned how does it feel, khujli unkal, hain, hamme bhi batao? Waise toh teri chonch kenchi ki terah chalti thi ab kya kide pad gaye usme? Let me quote you -"Mahesh Bhatt said that the country is at more at risk and can possibly be destroyed by Hindu fundamentalism, as India is too big to be hit by any threat from across the border." Kaunse fundamentalism ki baat kar raha tha, ab kya kahega - aaya maja, unkal, lene ke dene pad gaye...hahahaha. Jihadist aatankvaadi tere ghar mein aate jaate hain par tere ko woh nahin dikhta tha kyunki tu unke saath mila hua hai, andhe bhootni ke closet jihadist. Zindagi bhar tere ko nahin bhoolne doonga yeh fact mein, tere burke ko fad ke roomal banata hu, just have patience and read on.

I feel sorry for Rahul(if he is innocent) and wish him the best but you lying scumbag will rot not in hell but here on earth and i'll do my part to ensure that. How were the past two days, party sharty, hain unkal? LMAO! Pooja keh rahi thi that in two days she has seen you age, aisa hi hota hai when you have one by their short and curlies. ROFLMAO!

Read this ToI-let paper's article (comments in brackets mine),

MUMBAI: "They’re making a villain out of a hero," said filmmaker Mahesh Bhatt, referring to media reports about his son Rahul, who is being treated as a suspect in the David Coleman Headley case. {AOOOO, hero, unkal ji bollywood bhool jao aur jameen pe utro. Log peetne ke liye tayyar hai isko, mahesh bhatt ka hero ban gaya zero..hahahaa, pehle bhi ek kissa tha jisme tera muh kaala hua tha, emran hushmi aur flat wala par tu dheet nahin sudhra, besharmi ki raah pe chalta raha, ab le maja bhootni ke}

Bhatt had taken Rahul — a trainer at Breach Candy’s Moksh gym — to the office of Mumbai’s crime branch chief Rakesh Maria as soon as the Headley story broke in October-end. "Rahul gave the police the first lead," sister Pooja Bhatt told TOI on Saturday. "But instead of lauding him, the media has put him in the dock."{Unkal, Pooja looking-london-talking-tokyo ko samjhaya jaaye - this is an argument which provides poor reasoning in support of its conclusion. Do din aur rukte toh police haath mein nyota (arrest warrant) leke aati. Hua yeh, asal mein, Rahul ko chala pata Headley aur FBI ke chakkar ka, uski fatli, bhagta bhagta pahucha papa ke paas - meri g**nd bachao, tu thehra secularist (closet jihadi) teri ho gyee pant aage se geeli aur piche se peeli ki bhyi ap sab pol khul jyegi meri aur tune ghoomaye honge number. Tu pappu ko leke pahuch gaya commisioner rakesh maria saab ke paas, ji aisa aisa hua hai aap hamme is mushkil se nikalo pleez. Unhone bola hoga chup kar ke baith jaa aur let the police investigate. Pooja bhengi ko ek baat aur bataana ki so called 'lead' agar naa deta police ko rahul toh police tel waala Baambu daal ke leed(cr*p) nikal deti uski and he would have given new definition to - singing like a canary}

Pooja is upset that the investigating agencies first let Rahul’s name slip to the media, then didn’t step in to prevent speculation. "We abided by their instructions and did not reveal details of the case to reporters," she said. "But they are just sitting back, watching us get mauled by the media."{Karmon ka fal hai Pooja ji. Duniya ko doge l*da, toh wapas kya milega, chai pakora. Hadh kar di itni basic baat samajhne mein. Papa se puchho kitna jhoot bolta tha sab ke baare mein. Ek reporter hain hamare, reporter kam aur shikari kutte jyaada hain, songhte soonghte pahuch gaye aur khul gayi bhatt family ki pol that you are closet jihadists. Police kya aapke aur aapke papa ki naukar hai jo reporters ke questions ka answer de just to clear the name of secular Bhatt family. You don't even know the true extent of the 'mauling by the media'(btw, do you read papers) since they(media) are sitting on the fence on this one, till now. Aapke papa ko bahut shauk hai maul karne ka when he comes on TV, now surely, if you can dish it(mauling via media, films etc) to others, you should be man (or woman) enough to take it as well, sahi bola ki galat? You want that you should have the freedom to abuse others but others should not abuse you, yeh kahan ka rule - pakistan ka toh nahin - papa aapke bahut chakkar lagate hain ho sakta it might have rubbed off on him}

Pooja is also particularly angry with an author and former journalist for having called the Bhatts a ‘dysfunctional family’ on a social networking website. "I have seen my father age over the last two days," she said. "It’s cruel. You throw a man to the lions with his hands tied and sit back and watch."{Killer papa was a rolling stone...Unkal used to f*rt the loudest whenever freedom of speech and expression came up. You hypocrites make me sick and want to puke. Its cruel, says pooja - didn't you people do the same to others and did at that time (even now you are making jihadist sympathizing movies) you had the courtesy of hearing others out? NO. So why whinge and moan now, oh is it because your a*se is being skewered over the barbecue grill not others. Past is catching up with you f*cktards doubletime and i'm having a ball seeing you squeal like infected rats and act like monkeys on prime time TV. What is the name of the next movie - Gee Hard/Jihad what??? I can't wait :)}

Pooja also clarified the circumstances under which Headley met her mother. "Headley and another trainer Vilas Warak (whom Rahul knew) were going to Bandra together. Since Rahul was taking some time to get ready, he asked Headley to come to his apartment instead of waiting downstairs. Those were the five minutes when he met my mother."{Why bring in Vilas Warak etc so that Rahul can go scot free and all the blame is put on this poor Warak guy. Maa ki aankh tumhari aise g*ndfattu haramkh*r jindgi mein nahin dekhe, sab ko bech khao, desh ko, doston ko sabko}

As for the references to Rahul in the email Headley sent his handler in the LeT, Pooja says that even the cops have come to the conclusion that Rahul was a code for Mumbai and not her brother. "I want everybody indulging in speculation about my brother to refer to the link www.scribd.com/doc/21700864/Headley-Complaint and read what the FBI has to say about the matter on page 22."{Pooja looking-london-talking-tokyo ankhon ka ilaaj karwa le, kya yeh padha tha tune - On July 10, Headley writes another mail to Member A: “The visit to Rahul’s place, is it for checking real estate property like before, or something different and if so please tell what you can please. Also is it in Rahul’s city or different one?” To this Member A replied: “There are some investment plans with me, not exactly at Rahul’s city but near that. Rest we can decide when meet according to your ease.” Why is he using "Rahul's city" not "Rahul" if we believe your dipsh*t argument?}

She also read out a text message sent to her by Rakesh Maria: "We have found no connection of Rahul with Headley apart from peripheral friendship. One cannot rule out the possibility of him being questioned again. NIA is likely to call him for questioning. His name has been used only in indicating the city of Mumbai. We have done a thorough check in the last three weeks on the Rahul angle and it is true that Rahul Bhatt himself came to us."{Can't be taken at facevalue, you sh*tbeetles are habitual liars and are known to hoodwink naive people - Rahuls city, emran cant get a flat cos he's a muslim etc etc}

Pooja also denies media reports that Rahul helped Headley rent an apartment. "Let the police speak to all others associated with Headley and find out for themselves. My brother is being targeted because his father is famous."{Not at all surprised that you retards have the cheek to say this despite knowing that Rahul is out of jail because of this very reason (father is famous). I thought you chaps were brainless but you are shameless}

Bitter at the whole experience, Pooja wonders if citizens should actually come out to help investigating agencies at all. "Even one year after 26\11, we were clueless about Headley. Now when the FBI and citizens like Rahul are helping Indian agencies unravel his role, they are trying to cover up their inefficiency by projecting the information as their victory."{Where have the agencies projected info as their victory? You are pressurising authorities to give a clean chit to Rahul ASAP else your secular (closet jihadists) gang would be activated. Unknowingly, you have contradicted yourself. On one hand you say, citizens like Rahul are helping Indian agencies and on the other hand, he has no info and his name was just used as a code. This kind of scum arguments make you look uber idiotic which you are. But please carry on operating Bhatt family house as a jihadist sleeper cell providing help to pigs from pakistan and then feign ignorance once you get caught. Only thing is, please don't blame us if we (Indians) stop being tolerant of your and khujli unkal's views and actions}