Tuesday, March 1, 2005


A man and a woman are driving in the car when they see a wounded skunk on the side of the road. They stop, the woman gets out, picks it up and brings it back into the car.

She says: "It looks cold, what should I do?"

He says: "Put it between your legs."

She says: "What about the smell?"

He says: "Hold its nose."

Really Ugly

How do you know when you're really ugly?

Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.

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